Episode 2

The Bloody Colon

Well, the boys are back for a second episode. This time Ben lets Matthew talk. Listener, I'll let you decide if that's an improvement or not. They also break down the infield and the outfield. They debate the merits of Mauricio Dubon, the lack of big free agent signings, and how many games the Giants will win.

0:25 - Ben has an existential crisis

1:30 - Um, uh, you know

3:00 - Ben drinks a "Bloody Colon". Yup.

5:05 - Matthew enjoys a "Whiskey Smash"

6:30 - Matthew asks "who's at third?"

8:45 - Ben makes a bad problem worse

11:30 - A very Brandon off season

14:00 - The infield plays musical deck chairs

18:00 - The outfield hobbles around on question marks

19:50 - A super sub is born

21:00 - Farhan Zaidi is a sorcerer

24:35 - Matthew thinks it's 2024

25:55 - The Giants are better off without Bryce Harper, apparently

28:00 - And Manny Machado too. Apparently.

30:15 - Ben was a .500 hitter in Little League

33:57 - Sounds like indentured servitude to me

35:15 - Matthew hates energy sucking sharks

37:05 - Matthew guarantees 85 wins and a Wild Card spot

39:55 - Thou shalt not face more than 18 batters

41:05 - Ben is also positive about the Giants, he guesses 79 wins

45:50 - Matthew puts us out of our misery

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Matthew Henry

Matthew is a Bay Area native and lifelong Giants fan. He once threw a runner out at first from center field and that's the highlight of his baseball career. Matthew is a husband, dad, runner and dreams of Oracle Park Garlic Fries at least once a week.
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Benjamin Henry

Ben is a lifelong Giants fan and a lifelong cocktail fan. His greatest skill as a baseball player was getting hit by pitches. He was also the only kid willing to play catcher. He loves to talk about things he barely understands. Or anything really.